My whole family is looking for Grape Nuts for me. I have had calls and texts. It was in the news that Post is having problems keeping up with the demand. Why?
I looked on Amazon. They have Grape Nuts. $15 a box. plus s&h. If my family in Lubbock finds Grape Nuts, they would have to be mailed. That would make their cost about $15 a box too. Not a good idea. Even for a pitiful, dottering old man, not a good idea.
At $15 a box, I'll continue to eat dry Cheerios and a small glass of orange juice for breakfast. If someone could corner the market on Grape Nuts, they could get wealthy - at least until the govt. decided to impose new regulations. I think it may be a commie plot. The dems will blame Trump.
GRAPE NUTS ARE THE NEXT TOILET PAPER CRISIS
Speaking of the mice inside my Flex's engine compartment eating wires -- my repair guy says that he believes it is field RATS doing the damage, not mice. He described them being so big (hands held 8 inches apart) and with little short tails. It sounds like I need to carry a machine gun with me when I go outside at night. Kill them varmints.
Let's do an aside here: Varmints vs. varmits. Which is correct? My spell check puts the "n" inside the word. No self-respecting cowpoke would pronounce the "n."
"I've got ya covered. You varmints stand against that wall and shuck your weapons real slow like."
Var-MENTS. I just can't see it.
Grape Nuts has an N. You can plainly see it. "Gimme a bowl of Grape Uts." Nope. That would never do. Put an N in Grape Nuts and take it out of Varmits.
Time for a big glass of Lemon flavored Lipton Ice Tea Mix (see a previous blog about Raspberry and Peach teas). When will it end? When will it all end?