The title is purposely misleading. I warned you right up front though. With all the happenings, there are few fun times on my back porch - or the front porch for that matter. We go from day to day, and exist. Is that what you are doing? sorta sad, really.
I learned long long ago that if I make fun of myself, others have less leverage. Follow this stone if you can. I went to town on the 8th of December; that was Tuesday over a week ago. It was time for my 6 month visit to the Dermatologist, who lovingly burned something red of the tip of my nose. I might add here that he is Dr. Biltz. His office and work rooms in his facility are covered with Texas Tech memorabilia - photos, etc. I feel sorta close to anyone that likes Tech this much. One of his staff told me (a while back) that they get together at Christmas and buy him Tech things as presents. Good Staff. Wise staff.
So, back to my stone, I went to town and visited the Dermatologist. Next, I drove to our new storage space and unloaded a few more boxes. On the way home, I stopped off at our HEB grocery store and bought just a few things. Primarily I went in there for big bags of dog food. We were running short, and eating is Bruno's favorite hobby. You add bananas, tortillas, half gallon of milk and a few minor items, I was up to $70.23.
But, moving on. Now get this visual concept. My car is a Ford Flex - 3 row. All back seats fold down - almost flat. When I carry boxes to the shed, all seats fold flat, and I fill the back with boxes. I fill to the ceiling. Okay, that day was over.
On December 3rd - a Thursday - we (my spouse and I) went to town with a load of boxes - ate at CiCi's Pizza, bought gas, ended up at HEB. Let's see now, that was the third. Today is the 17th. We have carried stuff in the back of the Flex on 3 separate occasions to the storage shed since the trip to HEB on the 3rd: my trip, another "us" trip, and a trip for the wife's haircut on another. Stuff was in the back of the car on each trip.
Moving on. Today, to town we went. No eat out -- just a stop over at post office and on to HEB. We will be having company over the next 2 weeks, and this was our grocery run to stock up. We did. We certainly stocked up. Yes. To the tune of $307.89, we stocked up. Grocery prices have been soaring since that persistent bug came to Texas. Mission accomplished, we drove home after a short stop over at What-a-burger. I was hungry. I get hungry. Bruno and I both like the eating hobby. Two big burgers for under $10. I remember when we could buy burgers 5 for a $1. They were terrible, but cheap.
Now we are home. Unloaded the back of the car. It took 4 trips each to move the supply inside. On a whim, as I made my last journey to the car, I decided to look in the middle seat area to see if any food had wormed its way to the front. The back had been packed so full with those flimsy plastic bags. To my surprise on the floor of the middle seats - between the two captain chairs - was a two lb. plastic package of hamburger. We buy the two pounders and divide them before they go into the freezer. Here was a 2 lb package of hamburger (96/4 blend). Would you call that luck finding the burger meat? It would certainly seem to be.
It wasn't. Nope. I had a long talk with myself and the spouse. We have not bought any hamburger since December 3rd. That package of raw meat had set on the floor of the car for 3 additional trips to the storage shed. It didn't smell. It didn't leak. It just set there waiting to find us.
Here is the question. Since it has been fairly cool lately - even freezing some nights - and the car has been left out side - the temperature has never been over, let's say, 60 degrees in the past two weeks. Would you eat that hamburger? Or would you divide it and let your dogs devour it - and yes it would be gone in less than 15 seconds - what would you do? It's best to think these things out before they happen to you. You never know, Charley.
We didn't open the package. Who wants to smell rotten meat? That is a smell that should be left anywhere else. And we did. The trash man cometh tomorrow morning. He can open the package if he wishes. good luck with that Ferdinand.
Speaking of the trash men. I have been emptying the garage. While gobs of stuff have made the trash pile, most items were boxed and sent to the storage shed to be researched later. Garage Sales in the countryside are less than satisfying. In the garage I had 2 dead computer monitors, 3 dead printers, a couple of destroyed computers, plus one big box of old computer and VCR stuff. I put it out last Friday; and, it is gone. They are such good people. My wife is happy. When the wife is happy, everybody is happy.
My Ford Flex has spent the last 2 nights encased in the garage (guarding the 2 lbs of burger). I assume the Flex is happy. The Marauder is still outside and will not start. I think it's mad.
Let's stop now before I insult someone.
Y'all take. Look forward to the Holidays. They only come once a year.
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