It is true. I am getting a Tattoo. I've held out for all these years while others were making black ink marks. Not me. I truly don't understand tattoos. I once new an elementary P.E. teacher who had a tiny little butterfly on the outside of her right ankle. I suppose it was lovely. I didn't understand it then; I don't understand it now. Someday that young 20 year old will begin to put on weight - or her ankle will swell up. That cute little butterfly will enlarge to be a large vampire bat. But it was her ankle.
Follow this: I am getting ready to have radiation treatments for 5 days a week for 9 weeks. I muttered "That would be 45 treatments." The doc jumped right in and said, "Only 42." I suppose I am blessed. I have a cousin who had 40. Soon, I will report to the Baylor Scott & White cancer institute and they will zap me 42 different days. I have been told that I will never notice it.
The problem is: the Big Zapper does not know where to zap. They don't just take aim at you from 20 paces and let fly a jolt of uranium. Nope. Doesn't work like that. Tomorrow I go in for a scan. During the scan they will place a couple (who know, maybe 10) marks on me in an appropriate location of course. These will be tiny tattoos - so I have been told.
No, I do not intend to take photos of the tats and post to Facebook. I'm thinking, down in the area where the prostate and bladder are located, that might create a photo which would lean towards the Porn side. Don't want to go to no jail for having my tats shown to some 11 year old child. If they want to see my Tats, they'll just have to wait until they hit "OF AGE" and, then, pay me a lot of money. I mean a lot of money. I don't just show my tats to anyone. I have standards.
Well that is it. The prostate cancer saga continues. One cancer doctor lady said I probably have 2 to 5 years or so. I liked her. She went to school at Dallas Skyline and played the flute. Band kids will be my saviors.
As I close, my little girl Sadie is sitting at my door giving me the eye. We are close to supper time. She has "that" stare. "Look into my eyes. Now! Come into the kitchen. Find my bowl. Fill the bowl. Don't forget the good stuff. NOW!!! You will not be sorry."
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